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Shaking things up

To: Provost Lange and Academic Deans of Trinity and Pratt Re: Making Duke's First Semester Pass/Fail Academic culture is undoubtedly the toughest thing to change at a university. Whereas...


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Monday, monday

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It's been a rough week

Last week was one of the worst at Duke during my four years on campus. First, we lost back-to-back ACC basketball games against unranked Florida State and UNC. Second, the women's basketball team...


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On Hate

Lately, I've been having trouble with my Hate. For me, a lifelong Dukie and ABC (Anybody But Carolina) fan, this is very troubling. Usually, I can spew venom about Carolina on command. So why is it...


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The bridesmaid myth

Growing up, I moved cross-country four times, lived in five different houses and went to five different schools in just as many years. This constant change of scenery left me without a solid base...


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The road to Hell

I was brought up as a Catholic. I grew up going to Mass every Friday, Sunday and Holy Day of Obligation; I mastered the art of whittling little crosses from dried palm leaves; I had guardian angels...


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Pick a hue: But how dare you?

That's a wicked name.you could be like a Chinese superhero, man.Chinaman, Chinaman!...Got two chopsticks on his shirt, shooting noodles out of his wrist, catching bad guys with stale fortune...


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After ARAMARK

Saying that Duke should rid itself entirely of ARAMARK Corp. when its contract expires this spring is like saying we need to stop nuclear proliferation. Students have demanded a change ad nauseum...


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On Panhandlers

One night last year, I had an interesting experience while trying to help out one homeless man in Durham. As I walked out of Cosmic Cantina, he called out to me and my friend to ask for some money....


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When Discrimination Kills

Public Law 103-160 sounds innocuous enough until one recognizes it as the infamous "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy of the U.S. military. Although Bill Clinton campaigned for president in 1993 with...


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The Czaj Factor Guide to Majors

Spring break is quickly approaching, and that means only one thing-declarations of majors will soon be due. Now since the majority of you sophomores probably have not submitted your paperwork...


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Why I'm not an engineer

My senior year in high school, I was voted "Most Likely to Discover the Meaning of Life Through Differential Calculus." The following year, in college, I received an A in my calculus IV class. Five...


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Fair weather fans

Sweatshops suck. Two weeks ago, when Duke's administrators announced a new initiative to ensure our apparel was not made in sweatshops I was happy. The administration was making a worthy pledge to...


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How I'm Living

It's just about here-springtime at Duke. In most places spring is a time for rebirth, rejuvenation, and of course some hot squirrel-on-squirrel action. But Durham typically does spring a little...


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The extra buck

Last year it seemed as if anyone with a semester of Econ 51 under his belt, a conservative leaning and a bit of free time took the opportunity to characterize the campaign for a living wage at Duke...


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Divining the future

So three guys go to a bar. One's black, one's Jewish, and one's Hispanic. The black guy orders a beer; the Jewish guy orders some Manichewitz; and the Hispanic guy orders a margarita. They drink...


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Look at me! I'm hot!

I'm pretty sure elliptical machines steal souls. Maybe it was the dark, swirling appendages of the great machine, creating a black vortex from which no light escaped. Or maybe it was the vacant yet...


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Mountains or molehills

Whether you're Democrat or Republican, liberal or informed, I think we can all agree on one thing: the world has more than enough problems. So I don't understand why some students here at Duke...