Jake Grodzinsky


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The Duke Chronicle
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My hopes and dreams

Somewhere between the football watching, turkey eating and ritualistic baby-blood consumption (we're Jewish), I found myself going through some of the boxes of poor finger paintings, chipped...


The Duke Chronicle
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Nobody cares about you

As I'm sure you've already noticed from my picture, I'm not so tough on the eyes. Hell, I might as well just come out and say it: I'm devastatingly attractive-there's just no way around it.


The Duke Chronicle
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Off the beaten path

Although I'll admit that dogs are filthy beasts, and children are, generally, a bunch of jerks (I'm not even going to start on firefighters), I think that Duke students have given Durham a worse...


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Effortless mediocrity

There are a lot of things at this great institution of learning that confuse me. I'm confused by the labyrinthine design of the Edens dorms. I'm confused by the Great Hall's decision to open when...


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Senior wisdom

My journey to being a first-semester senior has been filled with all sorts of ups and downs. Three years at Duke have given me more than just an eating disorder, herpes and a plan to park my car...


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March of the Dukies

If you are ever lucky enough find yourself in northern South Carolina in the early part of May, you might just have the privilege of witnessing one of nature's strangest phenomenons-the annual...


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Keep on the sunny side

As we all know, Duke has been going through a pretty rough stretch recently. What with the lacrosse controversy, protests, negative media coverage, dragons, drive-by shootings and Duke parking, the...


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How I'm Living

It's just about here-springtime at Duke. In most places spring is a time for rebirth, rejuvenation, and of course some hot squirrel-on-squirrel action. But Durham typically does spring a little...


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D-KAD: not so bad

When I first came to this school, I had it all figured out. I was riding high. I had just aced my GED test and then had been accepted into Duke (if the admissions office asks, I'm an Eskimo from...

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