Ladies and Gentlemen: JACK BAUER'S BIDET has gone national. JACK's sweet prosaic godliness-nay, the unadulterated truth that spews like bees from a Loop trash can from JACK's nimble, slender,...
Joy of Joys! JACK BAUER'S BIDET might be the first Chronicle joke-mongerer with a better-than-average shot at being read by the one, the only, the "Reverend" Al Sharpton. The defense in the story...
So three guys go to a bar. One's black, one's Jewish, and one's Hispanic. The black guy orders a beer; the Jewish guy orders some Manichewitz; and the Hispanic guy orders a margarita. They drink...
JACK BAUER'S BIDET is lonely-his one female friend "found a nice Pratt boy." Quite frankly, JACK is confused. What would propel a lovely young Trinity student toward an engineer? It's like Romeo...
Man! Oh man! JACK BAUER'S BIDET was SO excited that the Kentucky Derby had finally come to Duke! But it turned out it was just Pat Summit and the Lady Volunteers running to put more money in the...
