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The greatest column ever written in the history of the world

(02/04/08 5:00am)

A famous theoretical physicist whose name escapes me at the moment once said, "Everything is relative." Objectively speaking, today is as exciting and eventful as any other Monday on the calendar. However, relative to the two days that bookend it, this Monday is downright awful. It's the "From Justin to Kelly" of Mondays, to use a movie analogy (something I never do).


2 girls, 1 column

(01/28/08 5:00am)

Two weeks ago, after just two columns, I got my very first semiangry letter printed in The Chronicle, from a tenter, no less. (I didn't even know tenters read The Chronicle. Here I was thinking that hardcore tenters just sat in their sleeping bags all day wondering why they wasted all that money on housing. Oh, I'm just kidding. Tenters don't always sit in their sleeping bags-they sometimes use folding chairs, too.)






Zach Braff wishes you Merry Christmas

(11/19/07 5:00am)

ZACH BRAFF's column this week has been judged as too offensive and controversial to be printed. We apologize to those individuals who may have obtained the early printing of today's edition that included the outrageous column. All of those copies that were accidentally made available in the Levine Science Research Center between 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. have been replaced with this new edition.












Adieu, Duke

(04/30/07 4:00am)

In the days of yore, the final Monday, Monday column always involved the dramatic unmasking of the anonymous authors. The relatively bored could spend the entire semester guessing the identity of the mystery writers, and worrying whether they would end up being mocked in print.