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WARNING: dangerous column

As I've often stated, I consider myself a conservative, so I have not missed the fact that Duke's faculty is heavily weighted to the left. And I couldn't care less. You read correctly: It doesn't...


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Love never quite had this flavor

I am addicted to drama. And if the Nielsen ratings tracked the television viewership of college students-which they're going to start doing, incidentally-they would find that I am not alone. Like...


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Revamping Elliott's

The loss of Elliott Wolf's server as a resource for watching and downloading movies, television shows and Duke basketball games left a void in many students' lives (especially the lonely ones)....


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A woman's place

I should know better than to watch prime-time television. One show Friday night bothered my more feminist sensibilities-on Ghost Whisperer, a dead boy was haunting his mother and baby sister. The...


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Going green

Duke is blasting ahead on a course of environmental sustainability by constructing greener buildings and developing new research facilities. But we have yet to make some more basic reforms-namely,...


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Shaking things up

To: Provost Lange and Academic Deans of Trinity and Pratt Re: Making Duke's First Semester Pass/Fail Academic culture is undoubtedly the toughest thing to change at a university. Whereas...


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It's been a rough week

Last week was one of the worst at Duke during my four years on campus. First, we lost back-to-back ACC basketball games against unranked Florida State and UNC. Second, the women's basketball team...


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Monday, monday

Duke University Durham, North Carolina Executive Vice President Telephone (919) 684 6600 203 Allen Building Facsimile (919) 684 8766 Box 90027 MEMO: Self-Pleasure Guidelines Dear...


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On Hate

Lately, I've been having trouble with my Hate. For me, a lifelong Dukie and ABC (Anybody But Carolina) fan, this is very troubling. Usually, I can spew venom about Carolina on command. So why is it...


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The bridesmaid myth

Growing up, I moved cross-country four times, lived in five different houses and went to five different schools in just as many years. This constant change of scenery left me without a solid base...


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The road to Hell

I was brought up as a Catholic. I grew up going to Mass every Friday, Sunday and Holy Day of Obligation; I mastered the art of whittling little crosses from dried palm leaves; I had guardian angels...


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Pick a hue: But how dare you?

That's a wicked name.you could be like a Chinese superhero, man.Chinaman, Chinaman!...Got two chopsticks on his shirt, shooting noodles out of his wrist, catching bad guys with stale fortune...


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After ARAMARK

Saying that Duke should rid itself entirely of ARAMARK Corp. when its contract expires this spring is like saying we need to stop nuclear proliferation. Students have demanded a change ad nauseum...


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On Panhandlers

One night last year, I had an interesting experience while trying to help out one homeless man in Durham. As I walked out of Cosmic Cantina, he called out to me and my friend to ask for some money....


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The Czaj Factor Guide to Majors

Spring break is quickly approaching, and that means only one thing-declarations of majors will soon be due. Now since the majority of you sophomores probably have not submitted your paperwork...


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Why I'm not an engineer

My senior year in high school, I was voted "Most Likely to Discover the Meaning of Life Through Differential Calculus." The following year, in college, I received an A in my calculus IV class. Five...


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When Discrimination Kills

Public Law 103-160 sounds innocuous enough until one recognizes it as the infamous "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy of the U.S. military. Although Bill Clinton campaigned for president in 1993 with...


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Fair weather fans

Sweatshops suck. Two weeks ago, when Duke's administrators announced a new initiative to ensure our apparel was not made in sweatshops I was happy. The administration was making a worthy pledge to...


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How I'm Living

It's just about here-springtime at Duke. In most places spring is a time for rebirth, rejuvenation, and of course some hot squirrel-on-squirrel action. But Durham typically does spring a little...