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Food plan #2

Food on campus is not a joy. It plugs that gnawing feeling in your stomach for a couple of hours until you release it in a form remarkably similar to the original.


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Why can't we be friends, DUPD?

Psst… DUPD, I have a little secret that I think you should know. I know this might come as a bit of a shock, but college students, well, we drink. And we party. Sometimes, we do both.


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Ralph

I met a mechanic once. Now, I’ve met quite a few mechanics in my lifetime, but this one will always stick with me, mostly because I was never really sure whether or not he really was a mechanic.


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Helping out in Durham

Do you ever wonder where your $120 student activities fee goes? This semester alone, I paid $248 so that we have an afternoon barbecue or a band play on the quad whenever Campus Council desires.