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Don't be safe

In any given Duke Student Government race, there are certain types of qualified individuals. There are outsiders who feel DSG needs reform, insiders who feel they have more experience and leaders...


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All in on DSG

Almost all the candidates for DSG executive positions this year are qualified and could do a great job in the positions they're running for. They can all sell themselves, and I'm not here to do...


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Acute embarrassment

Although I graduated from Duke in May, I am currently at UNC Law, still living in Durham and still missing the Gothic Wonderland. This past Saturday night, days after the lacrosse story appeared...


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A splendid failure

Some days I sit down to write my column with ideas flying through my head.  Other days, Word's pulsating vertical bar seems to mock my efforts as my first sentence accordions across the screen,...


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Crazie outside of Cameron

Around this time last year, I was sitting in a high school newsroom, querying staff as to the precise meaning of mysteriously oft-referenced "brackets." People actually watch college basketball,...


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Hot or not?

I have a confession to make: I have a huge thing for Mick Jagger. I myself find it odd that I am so attracted to an old, wrinkly man. My love for him eclipsed that of my original attraction to...


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Craven Quad vs. Planet Central

If you've ever seen the classic comedy Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear starring Leslie Nielson, you'll remember the following scene: Frank Drebin (Nielson) crashes through the glass ceiling at...


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Outside the bubble

This past Spring Break was more for me than a chance to go home, flop down on the couch and enjoy palatable food and reliable, decent cable TV service. It turned out to be an intellectual journey,...


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Yale's disgrace

As you may have gathered from my previous columns, I am very liberal, yet even I am disgusted at the ridiculous ideas the elitist universities in this country are promoting.


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The Book of Czaja 1:1

A few weeks ago I had an interesting conversation with my roommate after I returned from a 10:05 class. Me: I'm back. Roommate (just waking up): Ugggggh, I don't want to get up. Me: Yeah it's...


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Using our resources

Everyone seems to have something to say about Duke's social scene or lack thereof. Here is the real problem: Rarely does someone offer any solution.


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True service lies in sacrifice

As dependent on mainstream media as anyone, I thought I'd be spending my spring break putting the finishing touches on restored homes in New Orleans. After all, the reports I saw said that the...


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Textbook terrorism

Mohammad Taheri-azar, a 2005 UNC-Chapel Hill graduate, turned himself into police on Friday afternoon after driving a rented sports utility vehicle into a crowd of students at the University of...


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Where's my sorting hat?

There are two important parties at Duke, and I'm not talking about politics. I'm talking about the partiers and the non-partiers. I'm not sure what percentage of people fall into each group, but...