And I'll never forget those words you said next: "They did surgery on a grape." It was cold that night. But you were so warm.
You had a diploma in your hand And a cap on your head. You applied to Big Three But went boutique instead.
“These findings are remarkable,” the principal investigator of the study wrote in a Facebook message. “They show that students have always been somewhat unreasonable.”
Take this quiz to see if you can get to class on an electric scooter without getting injured.
I’m fairly certain there’s a rule in the RA handbook that they legally cannot arrest you for smoking weed in your room if you’re best friends.
With just one more day until our Young Trustee is selected and just one more week until the student body promptly stops caring, I feel obligated to weigh in on the Young Trustee candidates.
This week, I decided to give up my column to provide a voice for an anonymous student. Though this student would like to protect his identity, he wants to be sure you all know that he’s “just saying what everyone else is thinking!”