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Cost of your signature

More than 800 students thus far have pledged their signatures to "The Real Social Disaster," an appeal authored by senior Stephen Miller, executive director of the Duke Conservative Union.


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Cheap tricks

Last week The New York Times gave readers a taste of the ridiculous extremes to which Cupid has subjected us all. An article on luxury gift-giving examined the price and production of a standard...


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A class action

Last week, Durham resident Beth Brewer did a courageous thing: She asked the Durham Superior Court to remove Mike Nifong as district attorney in a sworn affidavit. I wish I had thought of that.


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Underwear: a V-day essential

I started planning for Valentine's Day a little early this year. I figured that at the rate I usually work, in order to have a date by the 14th I would need to start my hunt by late October.


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Alums: withhold your support

As a Republican I watched in horror as our party dedicated to limiting government did just the opposite for six years while controlling the White House and both chambers of Congress. Yet,...


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J & J get personal

This weekend we were sitting at home in our pajamas, gorging on potatoes and cheese, and lamenting the lack of Bollywood romance in our lives. Why can't my one true love follow me across three...


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Buying a better world

Does Whole Foods pay these people? Honestly, where do they all come from, individuals dressed in that oddly attractive hybrid of urban sophisticate and hippie attire, pleasant and really...


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A modest proposal

As you may have already suspected, the authorities here at Duke do not really want you to have a lot of fun. Recently, students have witnessed a massive effort by the administration to cut down on...


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Knee-deep in gall

All other things held constant, if you combined muddy Sponge Bob Squarepants gloves (child-size medium), crunched-to-dust M&M Chips Ahoy Mini cookies, urine puddles, toilet seat liners and 7,802...


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She can run, but can she win?

Despite the media hype surrounding Barack Obama's presidential bid and John Edwards' recent frankness about his desire to raise taxes and implement a national health-care system-as well as Joe...


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What's in a word?

I love words. Words are the basis of communication and without them, I could not enjoy my so-called life as a writer or a logophile. To be a writer means to be able to let others know they aren't...