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Surprise! It's April Fools' Day, which can only mean one thing: The Chronicle's evil, satirical twin, The Chomicle. This is the best reporting we've done all year!
Darty season is upon us! I’m sure everyone is sick and tired of seeing the same worn-out names scrawled across gallon jugs sloshing with unnamed liquids in every color of the rainbow. Use these Duke-themed BORG names to show your school spirit in a fresh, creative way!
Duke Athletics revealed the Blue Devil to be eight ring-tailed lemurs stacked in a modified trench coat after students caught sight of a lemur tail during a wardrobe malfunction at the last home game.
Tired of choosing between starving yourself on Duke Dining’s Plan A or treating all your friends to Nasher Brunch on Plan D? Stress no more, because food points have now been abolished, according to a Thursday email from Roberto Coldbrew, executive director of dining services.
In what was described by Canned Pinto Beans, director of parking and transportation, as an “exciting and innovative public health measure,” Duke will now require all passengers on its buses to hold their breath for the entirety of the ride.
Saturday, March 32. At approximately 2 p.m., first-year Penny Gnutt told her friends she was heading to Marketplace to grab a bite to eat and get some work done before her next class. She has not been seen since.
Even after a successful year on the field, Duke football is still not satisfied with fan engagement. Starting this upcoming season, head coach Crike Elmo announced Thursday that the football program will begin offering full-ride scholarships to students who attend the entirety of every single home game.
Duke’s line monitors are under fire. Again.
As if students have not heard enough about the Duke Climate Commitment, the University is planning to unleash an innovative, environmentally-friendly method of advertising.
On Thursday morning, approximately 400 female-identifying first-years and sophomores received an email invitation from the Durham IFC organization Ligma Mu (LMU) announcing its next social event. On April 1, the fraternity will host “DERATIFIED,” a pre-Nineteenth Amendment themed party. The event is scheduled to celebrate the end of March, which is nationally observed as Women’s History Month.
Joshua Crittenden, Nicole De Brigard, Eric Juarez and Warren Lattimore are this year's selected Graduate/Professional Young Trustee finalists.
Sportswrap is your one-stop shop for everything Duke athletics, where we’ll recap how each of Duke’s sports currently in competition performed over the last week and give a brief look ahead. Here’s our recap for the week of March 20-26.
Seniors Drew Flanagan, Sydney Hunt and Effie Mehbod are this year's selected undergraduate finalists.
Sportswrap is your one-stop shop for everything Duke athletics, where we’ll recap how each of Duke’s sports currently in competition performed over the last week and give a brief look ahead. Here’s our recap for the week of March 13-19.
Sportswrap is your one-stop shop for everything Duke athletics, where we’ll recap how each of Duke’s sports currently in competition performed over the last week and give a brief look ahead. Here’s our recap for the week of March 6-12.
GREENSBORO, N.C.—On Saturday night, Duke captured its 22nd ACC tournament title and first under head coach Jon Scheyer behind a pair of star performances by Jeremy Roach and Kyle Filipowski. The Chronicle's Morgan Chu was on hand inside Greensboro Coliseum to capture every moment of the Blue Devils' triumph, beginning with the moments leading up to the game and ending with the on-court celebration that followed the win.
Sportswrap is your one-stop shop for everything Duke athletics, where we’ll recap how each of Duke’s sports currently in competition performed over the last week and give a brief look ahead. Here’s our recap for the week of Feb. 27-March 5.
Duke Student Government elections are March 1 and 2, and the candidates are making their cases to the student body.
Sportswrap is your one-stop shop for everything Duke athletics, where we’ll recap how each of Duke’s sports currently in competition performed over the last week and give a brief look ahead. Here’s our recap for the week of Feb. 20-26.
Sportswrap is your one-stop shop for everything Duke athletics, where we’ll recap how each of Duke’s sports currently in competition performed over the last week and give a brief look ahead. Here’s our recap for the week of Feb. 13-19.