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(09/19/22 4:00am)
Bellowing drums echo throughout the Duke Chapel, which is packed to the brim. I still can’t believe they rented out the marching band for this. Triumphant yet haunting fanfare resonates through the building, and a grim-faced procession of students walks out onto the stage. Suddenly, a booming voice cuts through the music with one word: “SILENCE.”
(09/05/22 4:07am)
In addition to placing DKU students on East Campus and creating new beds in existing dorms, Duke Housing and Residence Life will address the current housing shortage by implementing the new TentEx program, according to a statement released today by the HRL office.
(02/28/22 5:26am)
Adam Smith once said “Talking is cool, because if you talk louder than someone else, you can’t hear them.” At least, that’s what I have in my notes.
(02/07/22 5:52am)
I know what you’re thinking.
(01/17/22 5:29am)
**Disclaimer: Duke was recently implicated in an anti-trust lawsuit, along with 14 top U.S. Universities and Notre Dame. For more info on the bust that you can trust, read The Chronicle’s coverage of the story. Because of the serious nature of these allegations, all names and pronouns have been neutered and spayed and theyed to preserve anonymity. In order to stay on daddy Duke’s good side, the dozens of freelance editors they had to hire to rein me in have left myriad notes throughout the article to prevent wrongthink. (Editor’s Note: Do NOT Google “How to Join a Union”).**
(11/15/21 8:33pm)
News of a landmark Supreme Court ruling that extended the CDC’s eviction moratorium to residents of Krzyzewskiville swept across campus Friday morning. The decision was a rare 9-0 agreement amongst a heavily divided court, and included a majority opinion from liberal Justice Sotomayor, whose writing focused on the fundamental human right to housing, and supporting opinion from conservative Justice Kavanaugh, whose writing was barred from being published.
(10/25/21 4:00am)
After a dismal 2.36% of Duke students voted in the 2021 municipal primary elections on October 5th, Durham County realized something had to be done about low youth turnout in elections. Their solution? Placing a polling site in Shooters Saloon.
(09/20/21 4:34am)
By publishing the dozen op-eds months before their intended release, the student newspaper forced people to break from the long-cherished tradition of hating this university until seconds before graduation.
(09/06/21 4:00am)
For immediate release
(04/19/21 4:00am)
I’m upstairs in my home speaking with the national suicide prevention hotline when my phone accidentally connects to a bluetooth speaker downstairs.
(03/15/21 4:00am)
The Duke men’s basketball team’s season ended abruptly last Thursday after a player tested positive for COVID-19. Just when all hope seemed lost though, ESPN reported later that week that Duke could still play in this year’s NCAA tournament if things line up just right. Coach Mike Kryzewski released a statement regarding this incredible opportunity:
(03/01/21 5:00am)
The following slam-poetry monologue, entitled “Normalize Camera-Off”, was submitted by Monday Monday to be performed in the Me Too Monologues showcase. It was rejected.
(02/22/21 5:00am)
At least 50 unmasked students were present at a Friday night gathering that violated Duke’s COVID-19 rules, as well as local and state coronavirus policies.
(02/15/21 5:00am)
Editor's note: This story is not part of a series about the Class of 2024 based on a survey conducted by The Chronicle. You can read more about the methodology and limitations we didn’t use here, or see all of our survey coverage here.
(01/25/21 5:00am)
Her lips on mine feel like a streak of reflection dancing across the curves of a vintage corvette.
(11/16/20 5:00am)
Boy. Phew.
(11/02/20 5:00am)
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(10/19/20 4:00am)
President Price addresses the Duke community via Twitch livestream:
(10/12/20 4:00am)
Duke announced on “Wednesday” that it will have a “no-meeting day” on Election Day.
(10/05/20 7:49am)
I’m your average Duke student: I am anxious and also depressed.