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You may think that a middle-aged man dressed in a really bad Captain America outfit might be something ironic. Alas, it is quite the contrary: it’s a thing of beauty.


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My family has a few mock adages. One of them is, “Trolls must be stopped!”


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It isn’t the LSD. Or the terrible writing. It isn’t even that this book is essentially a collection of soft-core porn occurring under the influence of a mythical “ram spirit.”


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The first time I saw the music video for West Coast rap group King Fantastic’s “Why? Where? What?” I was pleasantly surprised not as much by a nude and dancing Kristina Rose as by the porn actress’...


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A disembodied squid tentacle turns the knob on an old AM radio. A song comes on.


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New York City’s Electric Zoo music festival is more aptly-titled than the creators might have intended.


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I had heard the rumors. Central was under the knife for a long-awaited facelift, which had finally been put in motion. Then I drove down Erwin and saw it.


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Greetings from Durham

I’m going to open up my greeting to you freshmen with a question that I hope gets some raised hands. How many of you wanted to come to Duke at least in part for Durham?


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On Leaving

My classmates and I may be gone from here, leaving our lives, to quote the film’s critic, “in tattered pieces, in vague memories, in the faces of those we never knew how to love.”


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Two Kinds of Writers

Jonathan Safran Foer is a smart dude. Like, really super intelligent. Princeton undergraduate. Full-time writer of both fiction and nonfiction. Yada yada yada.


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Tiger: A Defense

You want to be the guy who calls Tiger’s sex addiction a farce? Fine. I’ll be the guy who doubts whatever story you tell.


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...Made Glorious Spring

Last Tuesday morning, I was awoken by my persistent uncontrollable cough (bronchitis?), eyes crusted with puss (pink eye?), sinuses feeling like crap (definite infection) in my near-freezing,...