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By Dan Belzer | April 17, 2008For four years I have gone to class (sometimes), done my work on time and managed to stay out of trouble.
For four years I have gone to class (sometimes), done my work on time and managed to stay out of trouble.
I refuse to accept the premise that as graduates we owe a dime to Duke.
Although this is certainly a solid list of goals Duke students should aim to achieve before they graduate, I believe one more thing needs to be added to this list:
OK, I don't actually mean that (before I get my brains blown out at the West Campus bus stop by a pale 135-pound Pratt student wearing blue face paint and toting a shotgun).
With the backdrop of a disastrous war and a spiraling recession that is making every econ major soil their pants (my condolences to anyone with an offer from Bear Sterns), the general population of...
Electronics hate me. And I am starting to hate them.
Three weeks ago, unbeknownst to me, ABC's local affiliate, WTVD, decided to run a short piece investigating (so they claim) the apparent "controversy" surrounding my column addressed to "Armed...
For the first three years of my college career, if you wanted to go to a blowout party, you were pretty much stuck with the greeks.
Ah, St. Valentine's Day. You are indeed the double-sided dildo of American holidays-pretty much guaranteed to screw everyone.
When the dust settled three Sundays ago, and it was established that the New York football Giants would be the team charged with the daunting task of defeating the New England "team-of-destiny"...