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On Hating II

I punched Rick Santorum in the face yesterday. Okay, it may have been a dream sequence, but did you know that Republican hair stays in place, even after an ass kicking? Behold, the power of hair...


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On selling out

People tell me that I don't have to worry any more about school, now that I have a job for next year. However, the Duke-bred stress that four years of GPA-building, deadlines and internship hunts...