Duke students are masters of balancing. We double major. We are regulars in both the library and Bully's. Taking on only one thing is an unchallenging and inefficient use of our time. .
If there is but one thing with which you can console anyone going through a breakup, it is this: The ex always comes back.
Allen Kelley, Thomas Nechyba, Drake Paul (yes, not Paul Drake, quite an inconsiderate name really), this column is dedicated to you.
The scene was technically El Noche del Vino, but the "vino" came out of a box, casting a questionable light on the noche.
Dating at Duke" can be filed away with "kegs on the quad" and "an F in Intro to Jazz." In other words, it just doesn't happen.
