A whole lot of people have been saying what f--k they will miss most about Duke and writing for The Independent Daily at Duke University, The Chronicle.
What we are about to say is only marginally funny, but it is seriously pissing us off, so let us roll with it for a moment, eh?.
WONDERBOY and NASTYMAN usually don't like to step on the toes of other columnists here at The Chronicle. After all, we are all part of one big happy incestuous family.
WONDERBOY and NASTYMAN, always the champions of the downtrodden and oppressed, would like to tell all you people attacking Trinity freshman Adam Stokes and Trinity senior Will Grimsley to lay off.
Before we get into the meat of this week's column, we would like to issue all of our readers a warning: The surgeon general reports that reading a WONDERBOY and NASTYMAN column is equivalent to...
So we bet you are all anxious to hear how your heroes WONDERBOY and NASTYMAN spent our spring break. Well, frankly, so are we.
It's 12:30 a.m. and our editor just called to tell us that last Thursday's Duke Student Government elections just got thrown out. But you know what? Who cares.
It has been a sad week here in the Gothic Wonderland. Mike "Silky Smooth" Dunleavy came down with with mono and could be out for the rest of the season.
In an effort to brighten your day, WONDERBOY and NASTYMAN would like to present you, our adoring readers, with our Valentine's Day extravaganza.
Vince McMahon is God. Now all you Christians, put down your Bibles and listen to us for a second. Sure, we may be unwashed heathens, but we know God when we see him.
