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In loco parentis

The vilest creature in the Sarah P. Duke Gardens can"t chase you, fondle your breasts, or steal your bling and sling it for crack.


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Forcing a legacy

In Meet the Fockers, Robert De Niro"s character tells Gaylord what he thinks is most important in a man"s life: his legacy. In many ways, he aptly describes the psychology of a second term president.


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The sixth man

I played against the Temple men"s basketball team. The game took place after last semester's exam week on Cincinnati"s Delta flight 1103, en route to my sweet home Alabama.


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Survival of the prettiest

No matter how much some ladies doth protest, a woman's beauty best predicts her spot in the social hierarchy at Duke, and at no time is this fact more naked than during Sorority Rush.


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Christmas wish list

aThat Christoph Guttentag admits some zany kids into Duke this year. We have more than our quota of amiable high achievers and are sorely in need of some charismatic nutjobs to shake things up.