Opinion Columns

The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

She can run, but can she win?

Despite the media hype surrounding Barack Obama's presidential bid and John Edwards' recent frankness about his desire to raise taxes and implement a national health-care system-as well as Joe...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

What's in a word?

I love words. Words are the basis of communication and without them, I could not enjoy my so-called life as a writer or a logophile. To be a writer means to be able to let others know they aren't...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

Don't hate. Relate.

A few nights ago, I was in the car with my friend Sarah on the way to a party in Raleigh. As on most long car trips, we were yammering about guys, work, mentors, the usual, when somehow we ended up...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

That's what she said

If Facebook still sported its short-lived "Pulse" feature, I submit that it would have NBC's "The Office" among the top-10 TV shows, and rising. (A trend among other writers on these pages has been...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

The worst, kept secret...

Where did you first encounter the lacrosse accuser's real name? Were you searching yahoo.com, which indexes 89,500 websites containing her first, middle and last names? Or perhaps you stumbled...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

How to save science

Introduction to British Literature: 297 seats remaining." ACES wouldn't ever spit out such a ridiculous thing. Humanities classes, with few exceptions, rarely enroll more than 30 students. But what...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

J&J report from the field

Twenty members of the Duke student body were banned from attending the Duke-UNC men's basketball game scheduled to take place this Wednesday. All were charged with enrolling at the University of...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

DSG off-key

Two simple words: "funding" and "selective." The issue: the interpretation of these two words as they apply to the Student Organization Finance Committee's ability to grant student groups "Charter"...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

Ashton Kutcher, modern savior

Times are tough. And in these trying times, it seems no one is trying hard enough. The political climate is palled by the gloomiest of clouds. With a forecast of "nothing but trouble," and an...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

What about the men?

Shame on you, Duke University. You position yourself as an illustrious center of higher education, an institution on the bleeding edge of academic progress and advancement. And yet you don't even...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

A generational imperative

When we were at Ivy League schools 40 years ago, lofty ideals were affordable. Back in the '70s, the average annual tuition and fees for a private college were around $7,000, inflation-adjusted to...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

88 defenders

Last week, on FOX News' "The O'Reilly Factor," host Bill O'Reilly's opening segment criticized 88 now-infamous Duke professors for last spring's widely fustigated "We Are Listening" ad and reigned...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

An honest horse

I was six months old and about eight stops down the Green Line from Len Bias when he died of a cocaine overdose in his College Park, Md., dorm room.


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

Banking on the bears

The Bears are going to the Super Bowl. What's more surprising is the excitement I feel, the urge to pump the air with my fist and rummage through 418 Facebook groups for the name that appropriately...


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

Comfort or growth?

There are few things I understand less than the widespread fear of "entering the real world" among my fellow seniors. Our lives may have been fairly predetermined up until now, but isn't this the...