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Hokie dokie

I'm a certifiable dork. There's really no question about it. If you follow my columns at all, you've probably figured that out.


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I, Captain Fidget

I was a weird little boy. I fidgeted with just about everything around me with the same spirit Sir Edmund Hillary possessed when he climbed Mount Everest: "Because it is there."


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My shoes

The day I was alerted that I would have a weekly column this semester I also received an e-mail from Elliott Wolf.


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Letter from an environmentalist

I have always wanted to be a veterinarian. I'm not a hippie, a tree-hugger or even an environmental science major-not that there is anything wrong with those who give themselves these labels.


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Independents' day

While most undergraduates are fraternizing with... well... fraternities in early January, we independents tend to stick to the libraries and our own Central Campus apartments on Saturday nights.


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A Strongly Worded Letter

Dear Ms. Summitt, First off, congratulations on your victory Monday night. Your team played well, and I guess you were due for a win eventually. So Mazel Tov on your accomplishment.


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Hail to the chief

It's no secret that the Durham Police Department has gotten a lot of criticism for their Gestapo-style alcohol raids and their disgraceful conduct during the lacrosse case.


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Gangsta Rap made me do it

I literally lol-ed at that. It's an excerpt from a new music video that Ice Cube recently put out, called "Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It." (For those of you who are confused at this point, Ice Cube was...


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Down the rabbit hole

Down the rabbit hole, through the looking glass and across a foreboding forest come the guests of Duke students for the long weekend, grossly underprepared for the wonders and the horrors that...


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No surprise in Duke's season yet

I guess it shouldn't be that big of a surprise. It's Duke after all-unquestionably the most successful college basketball program of the last two decades (sorry Kentucky, but Laettner hit the shot).