Overheard in Durham
Girl: There's a bus on fire!
Boy: Yeah, the laxers did it.</B.
Boy: No, you dumbass.
Boy (as bus explodes in flames): Yeah, I'm transferring.
Professor 1: On campus? What, are you teaching?
Professor 2: Yeah, I'm running some errands. Then I'm gonna beat down on some students.
Frat Boy: Dude, it's so fratty to get kicked out of school. It's the ultimate of frattism.
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Girl: We considered putting sleeping pills in their drinks so they would miss a tent check.
-Main West Quad
Mother: Honey, what kind of pretzels do you want?
Pre-teen daughter: Ugh, no one cool eats.