Unsolicited advice is similar to finding Space Jam on TV: you’ll never actually seek it out, but when it accidentally butts its way into your life, it can certainly make a difference.
This just in: Squirrels lack opposable thumbs for typing and they don’t have enough brain capacity to get into a top university.
Why do we constantly act like Lindsay Lohan is the one judging our accolades and achievements?
A few weekends ago, I was speaking with an alumnus of my fraternity who graduated in 1991. I grilled him for at least two hours on different traditions he had “back then.”
I’m not expecting you to be Mother Theresa to your parents (as that would be inherently backwards), but do something at least slightly nice for them.
The Internet is not a big truck (but rather, a series of tubes), so we should not have the rules of the road, but rules of the tweetosphere.
It is easy for anyone to be a Debbie Downer and complain about one of the most widely used systems on campus.
As the West campus social scene comes back alive, everyone is quickly realizing the same thing I did— fratmusic.com was shut down in May.
Did you know uneducation is not a word? Education is a word. Uneducation is a word defined only in Uncyclopedia. I’m confident that our campus, known for its “educated” students, is hard at work...
On a rousing FDOC, awkward, insubstantial and boring conversations were commonplace with second-tier friends.
