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Nolan Smith's secret

That's right, Chronicle readers. You get to savor columns from a total of three former and current Monday, Monday columnists in THE MORNING WOOD, ZACH BRAFF, and... who's the new guy who thinks...


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The end of the affair

It would be great if the lacrosse case were "D-E-A-D, dead," as one particularly excited Towerview columnist put it. After all, I certainly never thought we'd still be talking about it nearly two...


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Duke is for lovers

One Tuesday late last semester, I headed to Perkins for some hardcore Econ 51 studying (a.k.a. responding to several urgent Facebook wallposts, updating my profile, then staring at my notes for 20...


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No country for cold men

At this moment, dozens if not baker's dozens of people are reading this column wearing heavy coats and thermal underwear, and not because The Chronicle has high readership in Fargo, N.D. Rather,...


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Dear Roger Clemens

I am not a religious man. Not that I lack spirituality (I take frequent catnaps and consider myself an avid practitioner in the art of meditation); I simply choose not to observe the customs of...


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Why New Zealand?

That's what they keep asking me. One acquaintance almost knocked her pearls off chirping, "Wow! That's, like, really far away." The neighbor with Pierre the labradoodle cautioned, "You're not going...


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Twenty going on 70

Gone is the baby-smooth face that smiles at you from my column space. My youthful locks that once flew freely in the wind are no more; their fate was the trash, swept up unceremoniously from the...


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Awkward encounters

Winter Break is a time to celebrate the people in our lives. We spend Christmas and Hanukkah with our closest family members, and New Year's with our closest friends. Coming home is all about...


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Who farted?

Two weeks at home and a quick puddle hop to Israel have almost made me forget the priceless feeling of superiority that consumes me the second I set foot on this campus.


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The new arms race

The administration gave current and future Duke students a sizeable Christmas present this December: a $6.7-million boost to the financial aid budget, estimated to benefit some 2,500 undergraduates.


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Brand New

It was an autumn night last year when the idea came alive for me. My roommate and I were talking about girls (big surprise), but the concept meant much more.