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The Madrid Competition
By Brooke Hartley | March 25, 2010All is fair in love and war until you’re lip-locked with two foreign strangers on a Mexican public bus.
All is fair in love and war until you’re lip-locked with two foreign strangers on a Mexican public bus.
Poor. Likely unemployed. A fan of sex. Jack Wilkinson considers prostitution.
If anything miraculous ever happened to me, it happened to my breasts—their saga worthy of their own Lifetime movie classic.
What word makes everything instantly worse? It starts with a “W” and ryhmes with winter. That’s right, winter.
Although all of us may believe we’re pursuing particular members of the opposite sex during our weekend exploits, the reality is we’re merely chasing orgasms.
As Nietzsche said, “There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”
Definitions become trickier and messier as certain behaviors appear closer to the boundary of conventionality.
If you think this is harsh, then take this as a lesson. Don’t screw with Team Coco.
Roller skates and chocolate syrup and make-out sessions between strangers are all reminders of the alien culture that is a college campus.
Jack Wilkinson investigates the phenomenon "look at this niche of people or things which provide endless material for one-liners" while sitting in the honors thesis room.
Brooke Hartley signs off from abroad, focusing on the lessons she's learned there and about here.
Brooke Hartley considers all the math you didn't learn in high school. In the classroom anyway.
Sure, Lindsay Lohan got into a rough patch along the road. But Jack Wilkinson still cannot resist the 11-year-old girl he fell in love with all those years ago in The Parent Trap.
Every religious rule worth following has always boiled down to peaceful and loving connections between human beings. Participating in sex is far more in keeping with this principle than condemning...
In the hangover that followed Parent's and Family Weekend, Jack Wilkinson questions his life and examines the failure of celebrity parenting.
When it comes to sex, how can we possibly determine what is real?
From the Backstreet Boys somehow going back on tour to Lindsay Lohan becoming the “artistic advisor” for Emanuel Ungaro, everyone is getting a bailout these days.
The circumstances vary. Everyone asks the same questions. But the past is unavoidable, bringing out the worst in the best of us.
Jack Wilkinson laments the decline of the portrayal of the American family on the idiot box
Although the average celibate individual is considered unlucky, an abstinent sex columnist is wholeheartedly pathetic. This indignant irony cannot be absolved by memories of a bygone era of sexual...