Sitting in the house, I'm loadin' up the pump. I'm loadin' up the Uzi. I got a couple M-16s, a couple 9s. I got a couple joints with some silencers on them. I'm just loading clips, a couple grenades.
Translated from the Tuscan with the gracious assistance of the Department of Romance Studies.
Friends, I've been on a bit of a serious kick lately.
There is no salvation for those outside the [Catholic] Church. I believe it.
You know what I just did? I just went into The Chronicle archives and read, in two sittings, every single column printed this year. No joke. It took me six hours.
So how's your day? Balancing a Great Hall tray in one hand and replacing my DukeCard in my wallet with the other, I sit down at one of the long tables.
