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By Nick Younger | May 1, 2017An upheaval of the status quo is inevitable, and The Chronicle is the first institution to crumble.
An upheaval of the status quo is inevitable, and The Chronicle is the first institution to crumble.
As you all know, I was once transported to the Jurassic time period due to a freak transdimensional accident, so I decided to see how it paired up with the actual Park of movie fame.
I can't be late again to my Econ lecture because every absence I have is due to the Civil War Lieutenant who always complains about how gangrene killed him and took him away from his wife to be.
It is ludicrous that I can fight and kill a university president-turned-gigantic-fire-breathing-dragon atop the iconic Duke landmark, and not be allowed to talk about it on my resume.
Every day, I feel as though I have to deal with annoying people on campus. Either leaving from class or just trying to get some West Union noodles, someone decides they have to bother me.
Usually people just talk about the cool clubs they went to, or the sights they saw after they return from abroad; however, I only want to know how to stop cuffing my jeans.
At the stroke of midnight on Jan. 1 2016, I was cast into a time vortex that spiraled me back into time to the Jurassic Period.