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Stupid carbon rod
By Eric Vivier | April 22, 2005It’s all just a popularity contest.
It’s all just a popularity contest.
I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my own mortality.—Mitch Hedberg.
It’s funny, ‘cause it’s bigger than a normal hat.
Give the governor a harrumph.
This is bowling. There are rules.
Why are you talking that way? E.
What follows is a very simple, straightforward list of the things that I would like to see happen during my last semester at Duke.
Before I begin, allow me to say a few words about the election. AGH. AGH. AGH.
So I used to open my eyes in the middle of the night freshman year because my roommate was playing “The Price is Right” theme song on his computer just to keep me awake.