Get outside. Now.
By John Miller | April 13, 2005Apparently, Duke is doing something wrong. This is what I’ve been reading in the paper. Our social scene isn’t “comprehensive.
Apparently, Duke is doing something wrong. This is what I’ve been reading in the paper. Our social scene isn’t “comprehensive.
In his April 7 column, “The case against a living wage,” Nathan Carleton contends: “The biggest problem with a living wage is that it prevents less qualified or uneducated workers...
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Sometimes being a complaining, no-talent ass-clown in The Chronicle is all too easy.
April 12, 2005 Dr. Tallman Trask, Executive Vice President Dr. Larry Moneta, Vice President for Student Affairs Mr. Eddie Hull, Dean of Residence Life.
Beware, Duke! An insidious new hazard may soon be foisting itself upon the University community.
The Pulsar Triyo is going to save the world. Don’t ask me about the specifics. I just know it’s going to happen. But first, let me introduce you to Dan.
In last week’s column I critiqued the master narrative of American immigrant success as an elaborate process of elite translocation, whitening and self-selection.
“Aye,” said the voice into my cell phone ear, “I bae lookin’ for a mate named Aaron.”.
It was the day the Pope died, and I felt like a hungry wolf as I left my dorm room. I needed some things, some soap and toothpaste and something to eat.
I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my own mortality.—Mitch Hedberg.
All Duke senior Camilo Caceres ever wanted was to serve in an elite unit of the Israeli Defense Forces. That, and play Dungeons & Dragons.
“Don’t Angelica workers deserve a living wage?”.
In the computer training workshops I run for OIT, people are always asking, “Mike, how do I train my computer to stop crashing?” So I thought I’d share some tips.
In a statement to The Chronicle last week, an associate dean for judicial affairs allegedly claimed that under the “relaxed” university rules for sexual assault prosecution, the...
Hate to admit it, but I’ve never been much of a Duke basketball fan.
Professor James Bonk recently announced to his Chemistry 83 class that homework would no longer be self-graded due to reports of cheating on the assignments.
It’s not like I was trying to be nosy.
I was quite the attendee of Model U.N. conferences in high school, and by my senior year I had discovered a never-fails strategy.