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recess Senior Editor Yoav Lurie got on the phone with Collective Soul’s bassist Will Turpin who will be performing on the main quad for Last Day of Classes along with fellow rockers Dean and Ed Roland (guitar and vocals), Shane Evans (drums) and Joel Kosche (guitar). Here’s what the back-again rockers have to say.
For four years I’ve had to pee. At least several nights a week and then several times a night, I’ve had to pee. Sitting in the Perkin’s Computer Cluster, I often find myself needing to go, but knowing that the one men’s bathroom on the floor will invariably be occupied. Some lowly undergraduate or uppity loner will be doing his business in there while I squirm and squiggle outside, my books nervously pressed against my lap, my eyes darting to the nearby hallway so that I might duck if a cute girl walks past. Finally, the occupant would vacate the premises and I would gleefully enter the squalor and stench of the Perkins first floor head. And on the infrequent day when I would find my own seat inside this bathroom, I would sit happily and unsympathetically wonder who would have the audacity to rap so upon my chamber door.
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The knob on the beat-up car radio has long ago settled on a local country station, letting Pat Green sing about the highway stretching before you. The sun dips into the dirt on the western horizon as the lukewarm Lonestar slips between your lips. Your shirt sticks to your chest as you stare out the windshield wondering how it is that you came to Texas, but forgetting yourself somewhere near San Antonio; it hits you that this is a part of the world like no other.
Just over three week until Myrtle, but let's be honest, you've pulled three all-nighters in a row and your social life has degenerated into trying to get drunk by making cameos at Easter Communion or Passover Sedar--or both.
In a move of unprecedented ballsiness, Luke Fedoroff posted fliers across campus last week attempting to find "interesting people" of both sexes. Suspecting that this guy is really just thinking with his wanker, I sprung to action and sent one of my hot male cronies--appropriately dubbed "Recess Boy"--out to see if this guy really wanted to meet friends, or if he was merely looking for a hot piece of ass.
In Comedy Central's Porn 'n' Chicken (showing Sunday at 10 p.m.), students at Yale turn to videotaped sex and poultry in an effort to: a) find themselves and b) screw the administration. In these greasy horndogs' great honor, Recess proposes some clubs that may help you do the same:
Yeah it's heavy; that's the point!
