We regret to inform our readers that because we moved our editorial board meeting from its normally scheduled day we were unable to reach quorum. Therefore, there will be no staff editorial today. Have no fear--we are seeking advice from Duke Student Government on attendance strategies.
In case you didn't notice, this editorial is intended to be taken as a joke.Happy April Fool's Day!
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