Charlie Goodnight's - 861 Morgan St., Raleigh
Wednesday and Thursday shows at 9 p.m.
Friday and Saturday shows at 8 and 10:15 p.m.
Check times prior to show to make sure though.
Jan. 30-Feb.2
Mike Epps - star of the All About the Benjamins and Friday After Next, two of the best films ever released. Hopefully, his stand-up routine is more impressive than his film resume.
Feb. 6-8
Richard Jeni - American Comedy Award winner and all-around stud. Richard Jeni on the block (as his friends like to call him) also boasts a few recent appearances on Hollywood Squares.
Feb. 13-15
Joe Rogan - host of Fear Factor apparently knows how to do more with his immense talent than feed horse testes to willing contestants.
Feb. 27-March 1
Kevin Pollak - well-known character actor with roles in A Few Good Men and The Usual Suspects ("Give me the keys, you f--king c--ksucker.") under his belt.
Comedy Worx - 431 Peace St., Raleigh
Their weekly showtimes are Friday at 8:30 p.m. and Saturday at 4:45, 7:30 and 9:45 p.m. But who really cares? The reason we're writing this is to encourage you to audition for them. You couldn't be worse.
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