The Bouncer

Ever want to be a bouncer without having to worry about actually getting beaten up? Well, now you can. After your girlfriend gets captured by badass-looking ninjas in cybersuits, you and two fellow bouncers must rescue her from an evil corporation. Along the way, you'll fight thugs, robots and other baddies in subways, forests, train cars and even outer space. Replete with Matrix-style visuals, motion blur and breathtaking CGI, The Bouncer is arguably the most graphically impressive game on the PlayStation2 right now, and perhaps any system, for that matter.

But when it comes to gameplay, The Bouncer is a different story. Rather than requiring skill and technique, the game ends up being a button mashing exercise. The Bouncer is also ridiculously short. If you skip all the movies and play through the actual game, you can probably finish it in an hour or two. Great show-off material for your friends, but a little disappointing given the hype.