The Recess Quiz

Over this year's 28-issue history, we've tried to give you all kinds of entertainment information. But one thing we feel bad about is a pronounced lack of quizzes. If a few dumb quizzes can compel millions of women to buy rags like Cosmo and YM every week, they can surely bump up enthusiasm for Recess.

Thankfully, this past semester's campus activism has inspired us to get off our smarmy bespectacled asses and start trying to affect change in meaningful ways, especially in our own operation.

Inspired by the rhetorical abilities of one prominent Duke administrator, we decided to use combinations of seemingly unrelated words to describe important campus figures, along with some of this year's favorite entertainment targets

The first part of the game is simple: Match the six words to the famous face. The second part is harder-that is, figuring how, and if, the six words we've chosen actually make any damn sense.

We don't really have any advice for you on how to play this one. Just try to understand our thinking.