The Sandbox

Just when you thought it'd become safe to have sex with baked goods again, directors Paul and Chris Weitz have decided to bring more of the feel-good fun that led millions of teenage Americans to rethink their relationship with porn, school and the opposite sex. That's right, kids-casting has begun for American Pie 2, and this time, the Weitzes are pulling out all the stops. In hopes of injecting their sequel with some of the film's original auteur quality, the Weitzes have issued an online casting call for extras. Hopefuls are asked to submit resumes and headshots via a website called hypnotic.com. Then, starting Nov. 20, visitors to the site will vote for the two lucky winners who get the chance to be part of the new film, set to be shot between February and April of next year. Optimistic as we are for some starving artist or slobbering fan to get a chance to be part of a hotly anticipated sequel, we're not sure we want to know the type of antics it'll take to top classics such as the infamous apple pie episode and equally disturbing band-camp-girl sex scene. Hypnotic.com may only be asking for headshots, but we're suspecting some more morally disturbing stuff will come in. But hey, as long as no livestock are involved, we're down with it.