March Madness
Imagine for a moment that you are our beloved Coach K. One day, you wake up and decide that you’ve had it with the NCAA and their rules—their unfair calls on Lee, their causing Shelden and Shavlik to foul out game after game. You decide to lead a revolution against the NCAA. You start scheduling matches on the side, booking your own stadiums, coordinating your own schedules. Soon, other ACC teams jump on the bandwagon and start taking over those tasks that used to be the responsibility of the NCAA. But it doesn’t work out quite as smoothly as you thought it would. Three teams show up for a single game, referees can’t decide what fouls are legitimate, and teams sometimes simply choose not to show up for games and say they won anyways. In other words, like Dickie V would say, it’s pandemonium, baby!