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Reality check

(10/14/09 4:23pm)

Contrary to popular belief, President Obama is not the Second Coming.  He has not walked on water, turned water into wine or fed thousands of people with two loaves of bread and some fish.  Although he possesses Ninja fly swatting skills, he is not a magician that will sprinkle fairy dust on the world’s problems and make everything better.  He is also not, as many believe, the Antichrist.  He is not an unpatriotic, communist, Christian hating foreigner.  He does not kill babies.  He is not a racist.  He has no plans to turn this country into Soviet Russia.


The unprofessionals

(09/16/09 3:29am)

This past week, three of my favorite superstars made absolute fools of themselves. All of them displayed conduct that can simply be described as... unprofessional. Michael Jordan turned his Hall of Fame speech into a self-promoting diatribe. Serena Williams lost her U.S. Open semifinal match in an explosion of anger. Not to be outdone, Kanye West humiliated a teenage girl on national television.