Column: Monologue for a p-frosh
Welcome to Duke. I guess I should say that first. It's friendly, and it will temporarily hide the fact that I don't know what to tell you. See, I have a nasty habit called honesty. Usually honesty is a good thing, but sometimes it gets in the way. Like now, when you're looking at me with shining eyes and asking, "So how do you like it here?"