On the shoulders of giants
I’m kind of awesome. I’m a genius. I’m a Duke student. I once dueled Kyle Singler in a theater studies class—and won. I got out of pre-med before it became uncool. I ate at the Jamaican food stand before it was replaced by The Greek Devil. I found a way to use the “obvious troll is obvious” meme in one of my columns. Samuel L. Jackson took acting lessons from me. I shot the sheriff, and, for that matter, I also remembered to shoot the deputy. I started with nothing, and now I have everything. I am a self-made man.