UNCLE EBENEZER and DJ RIDDLE Reveal Duke's Koch and Bols
(09/01/03 4:00am)
In a move that would have made Bob Woodward weep, The Chronicle placed a name on the by-line of last week's Monday, Monday column. We would like to begin by clarifying that we are not, in fact, Jonathan Pattillo. His column runs every third Friday and clearly he could not be two people. It appears that The Chronicle's editorial editor joined Mike Corey for a drink or two last Sunday night. Only at the end of the semester will our identities be revealed, in case you are a freshman and don't know such things. In that case, however, you probably thought our last column was indeed full of sage advice. Nay, young 007s, we get our crack at everyone on campus under a cloak of anonymity. You will have to withhold your beatings until December.