It's almost difficult to believe this stuff about Roy Williams tossing hecklers out of the Dean Dome isn't made up.
But you know what, I'm on Roy's side here.
Listen, if you're in the House that Roy Dean Built, you're going to have to play by Roy's rules. And one of those rules is that we never, ever, say anything mean about any of our beloved Tar Heels. Just imagine if the heckler had said something really cutting, like "Hey Roy! That Carolina blue sportcoat you always wear looks like you stole it from a homeless person!" or "Hey Roy, I also could give a sh-- about North Carolina!" Would the heckler have been shot at sunrise? Drawn and quartered? Waterboarded? Let's just hope we never have to find out.
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