Things are a little desperate for Michael Jackson these days. Thanks to a recent album flop and a flair for retail spending unrivaled in the Western world, the King of Pop is seeking some much-needed cash--so much so that he's opening his house to tourists. For a mere $5,000 visitors will be treated to two meals in additon to a tour of the Neverland ranch--chimps, go-karts, surgical masks and all--on Sept. 13; the whole thing is billed as a "once in a lifetime event." So what can visitors expect to find inside this "extraordinary and magical oasis?" Recess let's you know what we'd like to discover inside the ranch:
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