When in doubt, go to see any band from Scandinavia.
Apparently, Hall and Oates are back in style.
Dancing is frowned upon, unless the people in the band are not white. If so, then do as you're told and throw your hands up. Throw your hands up. Throw your hands up.
Hair style appears to be sanctimoniously split between Strokes and Interpol look-a-likes. Choose the lesser of two evils.
The rock stars are not your friends.
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