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How do you communicate with Duke men? Quote 'Fletch'
By Wendy Rosenberg | April 14, 1994All right, let's just get it all out on the table: I'm a senior and this is my last column.
All right, let's just get it all out on the table: I'm a senior and this is my last column.
I sit here today (that's Wednesday to you), locked in a battle with forces far beyond my control.
I was standing in front of the Chapel passing out fliers. I gave one to the four men who were approaching, and they asked me to read it to them.
Meet Betty and Sam: two highly educated, intelligent, motivated young people who happen to be married to each other. Both Betty and Sam are flying up the professional ranks.
That peculiar ritual of early January is about to begin again. Herds of overdressed underclass women will begin roaming the campus, hair sprayed, smiles pasted and names tagged for sorority rush.
I'm afraid I've turned into a dinosaur.
I dropped to the floor in horror and utter disbelief. The bus quaked with the will of the surging masses.