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'05!!!

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season...


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Friday night

The identities of all parties in the following factual account have been changed and will not be revealed for any reason: don’t ask.


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Drop out now

Hey, undergraduate. All you learn at college is how to drink, have sex and memorize trivia. In a few years, nobody will care which university you went to, what your grades were, or what you studied.


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Final exam

Sitting here, writing my final column, there’s the temptation to turn it into something major and profound.