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9.11.01

America never saw what really happened on Sept. 11. Most people never saw the severed limbs or the charred corpses. They never saw the dozens of people forced onto the edges of small office...


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Our inconvenient truth

Nov. 27, 1999, the worst fears of every Duke student, administrator and parent were realized: then-junior Raheem Bath died after a week-long battle with aspiration pneumonia, which was brought on...


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Wall Street: A spy's report

While sitting in my Marxism and Society class, an idea dawned on me. A fantastic, hilarious idea. I would get an internship on Wall Street! I had never done it before and knew that I would never do...


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Cool it

Built before World War II, many dormitories on East Campus do not have air conditioning. This makes life rather uncomfortable for the unlucky ones-kids assigned to the sweltering buildings.


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Hallway heaven, hallway hell

Once a week, every week, a hundred pairs of feet stampede the spotless wooden floor. A hundred hands dip into bowls brimming with baked goodies, and from a hundred mouths spill crumbs and comfy...


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Senior wisdom

My journey to being a first-semester senior has been filled with all sorts of ups and downs. Three years at Duke have given me more than just an eating disorder, herpes and a plan to park my car...


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Pizza Power

Here, in Durham and in North Carolina, pizza is largely how I've described it in the first paragraph. It comes in a box marked with the logo of a major franchise, and it is a sad state of affairs,...


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The Duke Football Anti-Train

Some of you might remember me as the man that brought you The Train (U.S. Patent No. B3946006) during basketball season last year. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 2006 Duke Football...


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Who wins?

Now that our reputation is in the clumsy hands of the media, the dilemma is worse. A reasonable accounting of Duke as it truly is-a good, but like so many others, conflict-ridden school-will be...


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Bloody Hell

Last week I promised to bring you specific instances where Duke is treating Durham residents in ways that may be racist or elitist. Today's installment's topic reflects both.


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Silence of the Muslims?

Andrew Gerst's Aug. 30, 2006 editorial, "Where are the moderate Muslims?", recycles clichés and myths about the Muslim responses to the atrocities of 9/11. Gerst accuses Muslim moderates of...


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So fresh and so clean?

While in an undisclosed frat section one night during orientation week, I was asked at least a dozen times if I was a freshman. Upon giving the answer, "No, I'm actually a sophomore," each time, I...


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Toward a morality of sketch

I had a good friend once. Maybe I misphrased that. I still do have a good friend, a number of good friends, but this good friend is no more. No more my good friend, that is, he's still plenty alive.


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An open letter to Larry Moneta

I totally support canceling tailgate. Who wants to preserve Duke's second-most unique tradition and the best weekend fun? I know I hate having the opportunity to shotgun cheap beer with people I've...


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Baby, you and me is FREE*

I do consistently take note of how the word FREE* sparkling in the advertisement window always has an asterisk stamped obtrusively next to it. This so-called "detail" never fails to disturb me. Our...