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Don't look at me like I'm dumb

It's happened a few times. My computer starts to slow down. It beeps at me. Programs shut down for no apparent reason. I sit staring at the screen while Internet Explorer takes forever to load. I...


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Shots all around!

Last Thursday will go down as one of the darkest days in recent memory for Duke underclassmen. Two agonizing decisions were made, each allegedly headed by men of nearly equal power and importance...


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Stop the red marker

I am extremely disillusioned with the president of the country of the United States of America. Am I allowed to say that? Am I allowed to be extremely disillusioned with him? I mean, I don't want...


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Do it well, Bob

The Campus Culture Initiative, in its ardent search to find the cause of Duke's cultural cancer, is missing one very important point-that Duke students don't want things to change. Duke students...


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Where's our Franklin Street?

Duke was dealt a setback-or a "hiccup," to be precise-this week when the Durham Planning Commission voted against changing Central Campus' zoning designation from "residential" to the more flexible...


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Some much-needed perspective

It was a perfect Saturday. Sunny and bright, hot and humid-the kind of day that was made for college football. About nine beers deep, I entered the stadium just before kickoff, having spent the...


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Never again?

As I walked behind the church, I heard a crunch beneath my feet. When I looked down, I was standing on a human vertebra.


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Rediscovering the Earth

I was stuck in line at the airport when I first realized you've gone through substantial changes while I was away. My curling iron set off a bomb alert, so I had plenty of time to think about your...


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A life after Duke

Overland Park, KANSAS - The last time I saw my new home, a modest two-bedroom garden apartment in suburban Washington, D.C., was about a month ago, when the air still rang with the sound of...


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Making Duke perfect: Part I

The popular trend at Duke is to solve our real and imagined problems with elaborate and esoteric plans and initiatives. These programs are invariably more concerned with being politically correct...


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Off the beaten path

Although I'll admit that dogs are filthy beasts, and children are, generally, a bunch of jerks (I'm not even going to start on firefighters), I think that Duke students have given Durham a worse...


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Like it or not

To those who argue that Duke is divided, segregated, and aching in bits and pieces where it ought to be whole, I offer not a rebuttal but some small comfort: all sorts of genial quirks unite our...


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The Slutsky Equation

I spent the rest of the run thinking about why I had laughed at this poor woman. It had nothing to do with cruelty, because I felt terrible for her and was relieved when I saw that she was...