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We put a talking collar on Nugget the dog and it turns out she f**king hates you

(01/15/18 3:05pm)

Forget everything you know about Nugget the dog. Not literally. Not everything. There isn’t time for me to start from scratch re-explaining the concept of a dog. But if you think you have the faintest grasp on the inner thoughts of Duke’s canine sweetheart, you are sorely mistaken.



Admissions to replace Common App with social media feeds

(12/04/17 5:00am)

This week, Duke University announced it will be accepting Snapchat stories, Instagram feeds and Facebook timelines in substitute for the Common App form that undergrad applicants usually submit. When pressed for comment, University administrators said that social media accounts are now a more accurate portrayal of applicant success than official test scores or essays about their selfless National Honor Society service. 




Sisters hold monthly meeting on quitting sorority

(10/23/17 4:00am)

Last Tuesday night, seven sisters convened their monthly open discussion on how they’re all “literally two seconds away” from quitting their top-tier sorority. While this is the first instance covered by Monday Monday, anonymous sources confirm that 100 percent of sorority pledge classes carry out these conversations discretely throughout the entire year, in hotspots such as ABP and "late-nights in [omitted] section."




DukeEngage inspires gratitude, not much else

(08/28/17 7:03pm)

A recent survey conducted by the Duke University Office of Global Education reports that 96 percent of DukeEngage participants would rank their trip as their “most important college voluntarism experience.” Started in 2007 as a way to get undergraduate students out into the world, DukeEngage has since sent thousands of participants worldwide to complete over 1 million hours of community service. The program, virtually unmatched by any other school in the country, has received much public commendation and is frequently cited as a top reason why high school students apply to the university.



Cancer still uncured, sorority sisters baffled

(04/17/17 5:54am)

The Duke Panhellenic Council Executive Board announced over the weekend that many of their members were “incredibly shocked” to find out that despite a packed schedule of spring philanthropy events, none of the sororities had completely solved the causes they set out to aid. Developments at Duke reflect a larger sentiment of disappointment as sorority and fraternity chapters across the country grapple with the limited impact their events reportedly have on their respective causes.



57 percent of Class of 2021 'really weird’

(04/03/17 5:12am)

A spokesperson from the Duke Office of Undergraduate Admissions announced Friday that a whopping 57 percent of the newly admitted class of 2021 is “really f*****g weird.” The class of 2021 had already been declared “record-breaking,” with Duke receiving the largest number of regular decision applicants in its history. This presents a drastic shift in the makeup of the average Duke class, which has come to be known for their debauchery, extreme wealth and fratty personalities.


Campus Enterprises deemed 'too big to fail'

(03/27/17 2:20am)

In a flurry of regulatory changes made over the weekend after a packed legislative session, Duke Student Government announced Monday that it had designated Campus Enterprises (CE) as “Too Big To Fail.” The student-run LLC, which has been a part of the Duke community for over 20 years and definitely is not a pyramid scheme, said members are “saddened” about the designation, which will subject them to heightened regulatory scrutiny and potential interference from DSG.





Privilege checked at Me Too Monologues

(02/13/17 5:24am)

Citing its accessible approach to identity issues on campus and facey social media advertising campaign, the Duke student body reported Sunday that thanks to the Me Too Monologues, their annual privilege check had been completed. The larger Duke community, which has become known for its excessive privilege and debauchery over the years and goes otherwise unchecked, reports feeling thankful to have such committed students who write and act in the monologues to remind them of the hardships that otherwise seem “unreal.”



Line monitors reveal holistic walk-up line test

(01/30/17 2:08pm)

The Duke basketball Line Monitors announced Sunday that they would be enacting a “holistic application” for those wishing to gain admission to the walk up line for the men’s basketball game against the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill on Feb. 9 in Cameron Indoor Stadium. The Line Monitors, who had declared this year of Cameron Crazies “unprecedented” in Duke basketball history, had been searching for more comprehensive application for admission to the coveted game.