Britney, Pulsar and Dan
The Pulsar Triyo is going to save the world. Don’t ask me about the specifics. I just know it’s going to happen. But first, let me introduce you to Dan.
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The Pulsar Triyo is going to save the world. Don’t ask me about the specifics. I just know it’s going to happen. But first, let me introduce you to Dan.
Hunter S. Thompson shot himself a month ago. I apologize for adding an extra nanosecond to the 15 previously allotted. But I bring this up because he had something to teach us about reality.
NOTE: none of the jokes included belong to the author.
I blame my mother for my dabbling in metro-sexuality. The actual I-kid-you-not dialogue went like this: