Que sera'ed, sera'ed
Hola, amigos. Sadly, this is the last time I will be able to address you all as a voice that does not reflect the views or opinions of the Tower of Campus Thought and Action. But I won't dwell on this being my senior column, as that is what every senior column seems to do. Another thing every senior column seems to do is comment on what every senior column seems to do. Oh, well. If I only fall into one cliché in this entire article, that may be a new Chronicle record.