Credentialitis
An idyllic campus unfolds on the pages of the glossy Duke booklet my high school self is thumbing through. Pictures of beaming, diverse groups of students adorn the pages, interspersed with text: "innovation," "experience," "collaboration," "adventure," "opportunity" and other banal buzzwords of the university-industrial complex. I reach the back page and peruse a list of Duke's dizzying array of majors, minors and certificates. I circle more than a dozen that catch my eye.