In dining and writing, keep Duke's variety alive
Sorry kids -- that fine dining you have come to expect from WU is on its way OUT. Who cares if Duke dining is ranked number one? Everything is scrapped. Vegetarian? Better buck up! Vegan? Yeah, you are screwed. Carnivores, you aren’t immune either. Eat up now because next year Duke’s premier, highly touted dining program is being completely revamped. But fear not. We are sure the new one-entree-only approach is far superior to the current array of global, mouthwatering offerings that tempt palettes and lure kids into being well fed and social. We are very sorry we cannot share why we are making these changes - you just have to trust us that this is the right decision for all of you. Bon appetite you filthy animals! You may all eat cake, but only one kind, vanilla.